Ayyyyy 😜

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Ayyyyy 😜

I had so much fun last night with all my girls! They have really made my transition to college so much easier, and I can’t wait to get into more adventures together this year! ☺️ #txst18 #bobcats @michaelajimenez96 @catie_sander @peetakneadsme

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I had so much fun last night with all my girls! They have really made my transition to college so much easier, and I can’t wait to get into more adventures together this year! ☺️ #txst18 #bobcats @michaelajimenez96 @catie_sander @peetakneadsme

Oops. Sorry mom. #19thBirthday #tattoo #yolo

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Oops. Sorry mom. #19thBirthday #tattoo #yolo

Hookah bar selfie! @peetakneadsme @michaelajimenez96 @catie_sander

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Hookah bar selfie! @peetakneadsme @michaelajimenez96 @catie_sander

ivoryy-coast:

I’ll just leave this here 😒

(via alexnicolemoreno)

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ivoryy-coast:

I’ll just leave this here 😒

(via alexnicolemoreno)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via alexnicolemoreno)

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via alexnicolemoreno)

eva-thru-the-year:

Kaworu, we have to cook!

(Source: killlabill, via highimpactdolphin)

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eva-thru-the-year:

Kaworu, we have to cook!

(Source: killlabill, via highimpactdolphin)

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

(Source: awwww-cute, via themindofaleo)

just-jaide:

I heard a joke once:
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man burst into tears.

Says, “But doctor…. I am Pagliacci.”

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just-jaide:

I heard a joke once:
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man burst into tears.

Says, “But doctor…. I am Pagliacci.”

(Source: terrysdiary, via catgills)

awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

(via badgirlstella69)

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awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

(via badgirlstella69)

agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

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it’S BACK 

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